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Draco's Potty

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I am Draco Malfoy,
a misunderstood boy.
My only friends are
Crabbe and Goyle.

I hate that Harry Potter,
and his friends are hotter,
Ron: my girl,
he's got her...
Hermione Granger.


Not many people like me
and some try to fight me
but I'm pals with Voldemort.
Everything should be mine
but my parents don't have time
so sometimes with anguish I'm wrought...


but there is someone who'll be proud
of me, for learning how
to use the big boy potty...
...yes it's my daddy Dobby!


He was always a good little elf
but he never stood up for himself.
He used to serve me well,
Dobby.

He'd listen to me speak
and though he would reek
he'd reach for my cheek,
all grotty.

He'd say "Draco you can draw"
and I'd draw some more
but Lucius never wanted to see.
Well now I've shown them all,
without one single fall,
I have learnt how
to use the potty!
Please don't take/use.
***

NOTE: If you are not familiar with Harry Potter,
A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel
(the latter two can be found on YouTube), do
not expect to understand this humour!

I was bored, heh.
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